If anyone ever needed a reason not to give stranger oral through a hole in the wall on camera, this is probably it. Sure you’re all breathing a sigh of relief, because there are usually so few reasons for this sort of scenario – there’s only so many times you can say, ‘Sorry, I’m washing my hair really far far away from that glory hole tonight.’ Ahem.
WARNING: This gets really graphic in a variety of ways
Adult star Madeline Madison is supposedly suing a company called ‘Come-And-Go Productions’ and partner company “GetYourHoe. com”, claiming they tricked her into performing oral on her brother in adult film Milk Maids 2. Various outlets are reporting that Madeline was booked to film a glory hole scene and while she found it unusual that they wouldn’t let her meet her co-star, she went ahead with it.
“The producers wouldn’t let me meet the man I was doing the deed with beforehand,” Madeline reportedly told AVN. “Which I found odd, because normally we always meet and greet our scene partner. I like to make an emotional connection with my fellow actor before a scene. I even try to quickly fall in love with them, if I can, as it makes my job so much easier for me if I’m truly in love with the man I’m about ready to do it with.”
Company has allegedly said that Madeline is now seeking $3.2 million in the lawsuit, as well as a car, after she discovered it was in fact her brother on the other side of the hole. “I only got $100 dollars for my scene and I’m going to suffer a lifetime of emotional distress requiring costly psychological and psychiatric help. I’ve even lost my sobriety. I’m eventually gonna need to pay for rehab, in a couple years. I can’t even look my brother in the eye. My life is ruined.”
Director has reportedly insisted that Madeline is lying and that she was well aware of what was happening. “She’s a liar,” director Jameel Mendoza said. “Ms. Madison will do anything for money. We normally would have paid a third-rate talent like her $25 for a single scene, but we agreed to $100 because it was with her brother. She has no moral standards.”
While Madeline apparently believes the company will now distribute the film in Japan, where she says they “this category,” her brother appears to be pretty chill about the whole incident. He can’t remember if they were told who their co-star was before the shoot or not, but reportedly told AVN: “I feel bad Maddy’s so upset about this, but it doesn’t bother me. Just another head. I’d probably do other things to her too if I could wear a blindfold. At the end of the day, it’s just flesh.” Cool. Great.
Our only issue with this (okay, not our only issue) is that none of the names involved appear to exist on the internet. And, as we all know, if you’re not on the internet, you’re probably not a real human. So, let us just presume (and hope) that this is just an elaborate cautionary tale, doing the rounds to remind us all to approach scenes with caution.
